Very Interesting

[IM2HAPPI]

I was surfing the web and came across this place. Here is some gathered information about US folks..... http://www.quantcast.com/carvewright.com

[Digitalwoodshop]

Where did the College data come from? Did they start the "Introduce yourself thread"?

AL

[pkunk]

Yes it is but I question the validity of all the facts when the majority of
Ethnicity

is listed as "other".

[Digitalwoodshop]

How did that go... 89% of statistics are made up....... I was talking to someone today about eBay and I mentioned I had almost 500 positive feedbacks.... When I looked it was only 180 with 100% positive. I bet that is where the saying came from.... The older I get the BETTER I WAS...... Must be early ALsymers.... or CRS.

AL

[Baumer]

Didn't know people were spying on use. I think they need a CC to take up their extra time.

[Digitalwoodshop]

Why am I tired?

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:. . .

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.


At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your backside, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

[Gunner]

And I RETIRED today, THE REST IS UP TO YOU. LOL