Finish this Phrase: If at first you don't succeed....

[Underdog]

I'm trying to generate ideas for signs to sell, and came across this one the other day:

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.

Then I ran across this one and it made me laugh too:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

So how about you finish the phrase?

If at first you don't succeed....

[lynnfrwd]

Read the instructions.

[lynnfrwd]

There was an old thread that was nothing but sayings for signs. Have to dig it back up.

[lvwood1212]

If you don't succeed have your wife do it for you and say it was yours.

If you don't succeed break and smash it to bits put it in the trash and for get you even tried. and if it didn't work out try something else.

[blhutchens]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.
, blame it on the dog.
, go fishing
, go hunting

[tierman]

If at first you don't succeed, put it in the wood burner, it'll make you warm inside!!!

[kcc2012]

If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else.

[SouthernSigns]

If at first you don't succeed...Use a bigger hammer.

[SouthernSigns]

If at first you don't succeed, adjust your aim!

[cestout]

Take another crack at it.