Working conditions...

[Julie Coffey]

Well we've all heard that 'The Bard' is chained to his desk- the poor man doesn't even have speakers on his computer at work! But I have it from an inside source its not 'that bad' in fact its quite elegant.

An unnamed source sent this to me- see for yourself.



Really Bard I'm hurting for ya, can ya feel the love?


Ok I was bored tonight- and after seeing the lamentation post for ValDay- here ya go Bard. Cheer up we're happy to have you here.

J

[The Bard]

Stranger than you've dreamt it
can you even bear to look?
Or dare to think of me now.

This loathsome gargoyle who '
burns in hell but secretly

dreams of heaven

secretly, secretly... oh, Christine.

[meat]

Mornin', just another day
Happy people pass my way
Lookin' in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me ... oh, Mandy

Your pal,
Meat.

[The Bard]

LOL would I be lame to admit I have a "best" cd of his?

[meat]

LOL would I be lame to admit I have a "best" cd of his?

No lamer than me admitting that I went to his concert, and it was pretty damned good.

Your pal,
Meat.

[The Bard]

my friend did too... she said he said "I know its' hard to be one of my fans" LOL kewl guy.

[Julie Coffey]

I used to play Barry Manilow to my houseplants- they thrived.

Then the ex burned the albums- hrm maybe thats why hes an ex?

J

[BobHill]

Has anyone seen Davis Gaines lately of the 18 times I've seen it on stage, to date, he's the best (and I've seen Michael, Robert, and a bunch of the Roadies ... except for the Bard, of course).

Bob

[Digitalwoodshop]

Can you imagine that Bard picture carved....


Speaking of Barry Manilow. I remember a story of a 7-11 type store in NYC that had a problem with kids hanging around the store outside. Was bad for business. Well, the owner installed speakers outside and played Barry Manilow music 24 hours a day.... Problem solved.... The kids couldn't deal with it....

Now they use a tone that is high in pitch that only kids can hear, as you age everyone naturally loses this tone ability. It is annoying to kids but adults can't hear it. How I heard about it was on CNN, they did a story where kids were down loading cell phone ring tones in that same high tone that adults couldn't hear. They used it in school to signal text messages and calls and the teacher would never know.... kids.... Smarter than WE were.....

AL

[BobHill]

I question the "smarter" part, Al. Who developed the toys that the kids now are playing with?

Bob