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    Maybe not PC... but I like it!!

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    Andre B. Baruch is credited with the saying that has sort of become my motto

    "To me - Old age is always ten years older than I am."
    Fair winds,

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    Jerry CNSRanch
    I love the sign with the trees
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    How about this one!

    A
    Happy Wife
    is a
    Happy Life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ike View Post
    How about this one!

    A
    Happy Wife
    is a
    Happy Life!

    Hmmm... but im not sure that qualifies as "funny"... seems more like a threat if you DONT follow the saying.
    Doug Fletcher

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    Even true statements are funny!
    Last edited by Ike; 12-25-2010 at 10:02 PM.

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    How about this one:

    To hunt or not to hunt?
    What a silly question!

    I made this using "to golf" instead of "to hunt" for a golfing buddy of mine.

    Gean

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    Bringing back an old thread since it was brought up.

    Here's one for mothers day (& a warning forthe kids):

    If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!


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    How about this one.

    "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by lynnfrwd View Post
    Bringing back an old thread since it was brought up.

    Here's one for mothers day (& a warning forthe kids):

    If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!


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    You forgot the other half of that Lynn: "If Daddy ain't happy, who cares?!"
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