Here's a Few For Us Signmakers

[b.sumner47]

Lawrence, That saying goes along way. Thanks.


Capt Barry

[eelamb]

how about this one "excuses sound good only to the person making them"

[cnsranch]

I love these things.....

It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.

A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party


When blondes have more fun,
do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected


is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living

under the laws they've passed

[dltccf]

I saw one like this on woodworking for mere mortals a while back and I had to make a carvewright version. I am carving it now. I will post a picture when it is finished.

dave

[jaroot]

"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem!"

[TerryT]

My personal favorite...

Never
Regret Anything
That made you smile!

[TerryT]

Not that anyone should really care... but that is how I named my business. WOOD WiSDOM. We made signs with little bits of wisdom like those above.
Or for the pilots in the goup...

The only three things a wingman needs to say

Two is up
You're on FIRE
I'll take the ugly one

If this offended you please understand......... you are too damn sensitive

[ladjr]

Not that anyone should really care... but that is how I named my business. WOOD WiSDOM. We made signs with little bits of wisdom like those above.
Or for the pilots in the goup...

The only three things a wingman needs to say

Two is up
You're on FIRE
I'll take the ugly one

If this offended you please understand......... you are too damn sensitive

And you must remember to keep the oilly side down.

[jpaluck]

Saw this today and though of this thread :

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would befound in all corners of the world.

Then he made the earth round....and laughed and laughed andlaughed

[TerryT]

Saw this today and though of this thread :

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would befound in all corners of the world.

Then he made the earth round....and laughed and laughed andlaughed

That is one of the funniest yet!! LOL