Here's a Few For Us Signmakers

[smurfjeep]

Thank you all, These have got my ideas flowing!

[kelsky]

Here is a sign I did recently for a friend.

[Cobster]

Here is a funny one a customer asked to be made for her Game Warden husband
.

[Bigtyme]

I finished this one a week or so ago for a friend's camp. Even my brother (the local County Sheriff) got a kick out of it....

[smurfjeep]

The Pistol pattern, is it custom or did you make it or is it available in the pattern store? Cool Sign

[Capt Bruce]

Here's another saying for your signs (perhaps for the wall at work)

This Job is a Test.
It is only a Test.

Had it been an
actual Job,
you would have
received bonuses,
raises, and
promotions.

You may now
return to your
regular work schedule

[Capt Bruce]

Hope these might be useful to someone

A Few Simple Truths...

1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
2. Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead, rather than to look back.
3. Others can stop you temporarily. But, only you can do it permanently.
4. Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have.
5. When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.
6. You will never 'have it all together'.
7. Life is a journey, not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
8. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want, I will be happy."
9. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
10. I've learned that, ultimately, "takers' lose and givers win."
11. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.
12. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
13. We often fear the thing we want the most.
14. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
15. Look for opportunities, not guarantees.
16. Life is what's coming, not what was.
17. Success is getting up, one more time.
18. Now is the most interesting time of all.
19. Sometimes, the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
20. I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
21. A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart.

[CNC Carver]

Thanks Capt Bruce!

[fwharris]

Here are some more little sayings.

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about!

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!


The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.

I smile because you are my sister-in-law and laugh because you married my brother!

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".


I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my kids took it!

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW.

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... That makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad.

[Bigtyme]

A few more sayings....

ALCOHOL….Cause no great story ever started with a salad….

My people skills are just fine; it is my tolerance for idiots that needs work…

I don’t pretend to be anything I am not…except for sober, I pretend to be sober sometimes…

When I was a kid…No wait, I still do that….

Just because I am awake, it doesn’t mean I am ready to do things…

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but then I turned myself around….

I don’t skinny dip…I chunky dunk….