Name My Power Tools!

[tstryk]

OK, time for a little fun. I want to name all of my power tools and make signs for them - preferably takeoffs on famous names. I know with some help, I can have better names than I have come up with so far! Here is my list:

Compucarve = Hoss Carvewright
Drill Press = Elvis PRESSley
Router = Routy Hayes
Planer = ???
Table saw = ????
Band saw = ????

Any suggestions?

[Router-Jim]

Hoss Carvewright
LOL That's clever. :lol:


What are the brands of your planer, TS, and BS?

[FINGERS]

I Bet when Hoss get's sick your going to call it something Bad, you can call your table saw Rip .
Have Fun
Mike

[tstryk]

Everything is Craftsman.

[oldjoe]

You could you use Band-aid or how about James Band 007

[tstryk]

I like James Band!!! I left off the Miter saw - maybe Miter Mouse? I know this is dumb, but it's fun!

[TCboy]

how about smiter-man???