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Underdog
04-29-2014, 09:14 PM
I'm trying to generate ideas for signs to sell, and came across this one the other day:

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.

Then I ran across this one and it made me laugh too:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

So how about you finish the phrase?

If at first you don't succeed....

lynnfrwd
04-29-2014, 10:51 PM
Read the instructions.

lynnfrwd
04-29-2014, 10:51 PM
There was an old thread that was nothing but sayings for signs. Have to dig it back up.

lvwood1212
04-29-2014, 11:02 PM
If you don't succeed have your wife do it for you and say it was yours.

If you don't succeed break and smash it to bits put it in the trash and for get you even tried. and if it didn't work out try something else.

blhutchens
04-30-2014, 07:16 AM
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.
, blame it on the dog.
, go fishing
, go hunting

tierman
04-30-2014, 07:53 AM
If at first you don't succeed, put it in the wood burner, it'll make you warm inside!!!

kcc2012
04-30-2014, 11:10 AM
If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else.

SouthernSigns
05-01-2014, 11:07 AM
If at first you don't succeed...Use a bigger hammer.

SouthernSigns
05-01-2014, 11:10 AM
If at first you don't succeed, adjust your aim!

cestout
05-01-2014, 08:03 PM
Take another crack at it.

dltccf
05-01-2014, 09:01 PM
I second the skydiving.

Dave